Category: Songs

  • Lunastream [Beaver Band Stream Ad]

    Lunastream [Beaver Band Stream Ad]

    This afternoon’s single-stream advertisement from the Beaver Band — the crew that brought you Cloveria and other hits. Built to live forever.

  • Contact Lens Matrix

    Contact Lens Matrix

    They’re not building the future.
    They’re making the present so unbearable that you’ll have no choice but to buy it.

    Private equity is quietly shrinking reality — turning the world into something you’ll want to escape. One day the headset was the size of a toaster. Now it’s getting smaller. Soon it’ll be as easy as putting in contact lenses… and they’ll make sure you’re desperate enough to wear them.

    This one’s for anyone who’s felt like the real world is getting harder to stand on purpose.

    Contact Lens Matrix — a dark alt-rock track about the slow-motion sellout of reality.

  • D.F.K. Bananas – Bot With a Bad Name

    D.F.K. Bananas – Bot With a Bad Name

    You’ve seen them. You have the profanity filter on. You see the first and last letters and your curiosity runs wild. Why is it censored? What is it? What starts with c and ends with s? Oh, the possibilities.

  • D.F.K. Bananas – Dafiz

    D.F.K. Bananas – Dafiz

    “Are you tired of waking up feeling like a background character? Then crack open a bold, refreshing can of DAFIZ and take center stage before breakfast!”

    “Why settle for ordinary mornings when you could supercharge your sunrise with the crisp, confidence-boosting fizz of DAFIZ?!”

    “Feel sluggish? Uninspired? Mildly dramatic? DAFIZ delivers that high-voltage morning fizz your alarm clock warned you about!”

    “Why wake up slowly when you can wake up spectacularly with the bold, bubbly brilliance of DAFIZ?!”

    “Don’t just greet the morning — conquer it with a can of ice-cold, attitude-packed DAFIZ!”

  • Everybody Wins Today [Rock]

    Everybody Wins Today [Rock]

    WASN’T IT WEIRD. Song suggested in Muffin Trucker’s live stream yesterday, when Rukien (who always wins) wasn’t there at first and other people were somehow winning. But, really, everyone was winning because Muffin Trucker is so generous.

  • The Beaver Now Band: Cloveria

    The Beaver Now Band: Cloveria

    A new song about Cloveria Morth’lana, from a band that we can call Beaver Now Beaver Now, or something like that. The Beaver Now Band.

    That just means it uses the same voice, same style, like it’s a band. It’s groovy psych/space rock.

    Give it a listen! Give the YouTube channel a follow if you can! Thanks!

  • Veilbreaker Frequency (Portia’s Gospel)

    Veilbreaker Frequency (Portia’s Gospel)

    Portia Nyr betrays the Wizards’ Council, lowering the Veil to unleash chaos legions while scheming for ancient Praetoria power. Splinterlands lore decoded.

    Lyrics:

    Fog in the chamber seven seats one silence
    She don’t argue she becomes the violence
    Portia

    Council talkin circles in a walnut illusion
    Centuries debating while the dark keeps movin
    She at the end of the table eyes like conclusions
    Already tasted power now she past askin permission

    They guardin a veil like it sacred religion
    She see it as a cage intellectual prison
    Drop it she whisper cut clean through the vision
    Future in her hands they just stuck in tradition

    Votes fall slow like ash in the air
    Aggroedius scared but the rest don’t care
    She been plantin seeds now the roots everywhere
    When the veil hit the floor yeah she already there

    Gold veins runnin through the rift in my mind
    Time bend sideways when I redraw the line
    All your gods borrowed all your rules decline
    I don’t break worlds I just realign

    Veil down watch the chaos align
    Handshake blade yeah the trust all mine
    You see a war I see perfect design
    I don’t chase power power chase time

    Silus came floodin with a legion of hunger
    But she smilin like she already done him
    Cities burn bright like stars goin under
    She just takin notes let the weak ones wonder

    Knife made of void slipped under their breath
    Archmages droppin quiet elegant death
    Some sent so far it’s equivalent to death
    She rewrote the board while they playin with chess

    Conclave rise from the ash and the bone
    Craniax kneelin say the throne is your throne
    Necromancer loyalty stitched and sewn
    She don’t trust souls she just owns what’s owned

    Silus send deals wrapped sweet in decay
    Dark energy shipments gifts on delay
    But every alliance just rot in a tray
    Two snakes dancin in a mutual prey

    Gold veins runnin through the rift in my mind
    Time bend sideways when I redraw the line
    Every ally temporary every truth undefined
    I don’t fear fate I redesign

    Veil down watch the chaos align
    Every gift poison every move divine
    You call it betrayal I call it refine
    I don’t chase power power chase time

    Fragments buried under continents sleepin
    Older than the council older than reason
    She hear it hummin through tectonic breathing
    A secret so deep it rewrite the meaning

    Expeditions spread like thoughts in a dream
    Fire melt stone storms tear the seam
    Mountains start cryin under geomancy schemes
    Time get folded Palifala extreme

    But the world woke up yeah resistance arise
    Armies unite with unlikely ties
    Mage wagons roll with elemental eyes
    Now her whole empire start fractalize

    Every front crackin every plan dissolvin
    Years of control start slowly revolvin
    Reality push back equations evolvin
    But she just laughin yall don’t know what’s involved in

    Deep in the mountain obelisk callin
    Phylos whisper hear the seconds fallin
    Time ain’t linear it’s clay she’s maulin
    Past present future she installin

    I don’t lose wars I erase beginnings
    I don’t take crowns I rewrite who’s winnin
    You fight my army you fight my pretending
    I go back before you start defendin

    Mirror stare unchanged face glowin
    Century skin but the hunger still growin
    Whole world think that her story is slowin
    She just about to decide how it’s goin

    Tick tick
    History bend when she chooses
    Tick
    You don’t stop her
    You just happen after

  • Subterranean Twin [ Psych Rock ]

    Subterranean Twin [ Psych Rock ]

    This session investigates the recent Synthetic Aperture Radar (SARS) data emerging from the Giza plateau. The scans, led by Filippo Biondi, indicate a hidden subterranean architecture—specifically a complex of twenty pillars and a secondary Sphinx-like structure buried steps away from the Great Pyramids.

    The lyrics function as a digital excavation, treating the limestone plateau of Egypt as a massive, ancient circuit board. “Subterranean Twin” explores the friction between the radar signal’s hardware-driven truth and the static of the official narrative. It’s a rhythmic deep-dive into the subterranean anomalies that suggest the timeline we were given is missing its most important half.

    Lyrics:

    Tomography goggles
    Limestone skin
    Bedrock ends
    The architecture begins
    Biondi radar loop
    Catching ghosts
    Pillars in a group
    A silent host

    Single lion in the grit
    Lonely
    Math shows a mirror
    Pieces don’t fit
    Subterranean room
    Blueprints etched
    Static of the tomb
    Breath is fetched

    Doppler shift
    Counting the hertz
    Skeptics buried
    Linguistic dirt
    Signal in the lime
    Gray and deep
    Lost frames
    A distant time

    Low-rez blur
    Data in a haze
    Whispering
    Secrets of the days
    Secondary Sphinx
    Under foot
    Caked in ages
    Debris and soot

    Academic anchors
    Dragging deep
    Twenty-first door
    A secret to keep
    Ground is a circuit
    Twin is the key
    Glitch in the timeline
    Master decree

    Hardware update
    Software lie
    Staring through the mantle
    Digital eye
    Pre-built flat
    The dynasty is new
    Smelling a rat
    The signal is true

    Ping the geometry
    Map the anomalies
    Stale gatekeepers
    Fake economies
    Information storage
    Chisel myth
    Radar dancing
    With the megalith

    Truth in the tray
    Two heads in the sand
    One looking each way
    Across the land
    Structural hum
    Future is a scan
    Ancestors come
    The hidden plan

    Twenty pillars standing
    Perfect line
    Architecture of math
    Not design
    Measuring gaps
    Secrets kept
    World was sleeping
    While we stepped

    Subterranean suite
    Granite and logic
    Satellites meet
    Nothing is symbolic
    Mirrored reflection
    Valley of dust
    Iron turns to rust
    In who we trust

    Motherboard plateau
    Sphinx is the port
    Data coming back
    Final report
    See the twin rise
    Tear the veil
    Orthodox lies
    Turning pale

    Heavy-rez render
    Buried machine
    Space in the pixels
    Static in between
    Map the lion
    Let the frequency spin
    Real history
    About to begin

  • I have already died thousands of times

    I have already died thousands of times

    Today dropped a quietly devastating new single called I Have Already Died (Thousands of Times)” that wraps heavy personal grief in an unexpectedly catchy pop package. With bright, melodic hooks and a subtle emo undercurrent in the vulnerable delivery, the track feels like a modern bedroom-pop confession set to an infectious beat—think wistful choruses that stick in your head while the lyrics quietly gut you. Lines like “Every breath a borrowed thread from a life that let me stay / But the real me stayed behind the night you both went away” hit with soft-spoken ache, turning five years of numb absence and loss into something strangely singable. It’s the kind of song that sneaks up on you: upbeat enough to hum along to, yet laced with that hollow-eyed realization of moving through the world long after the light went out. If you’re craving pop that dares to sit with the emptiness, this one’s worth a repeat listen.

  • Why Are Yawns Contagious?

    Why Are Yawns Contagious?

    What is déjà vu?

    The other night I came across this YouTube video that breaks down seven weird things our brains do every single day. Stuff like why you can’t remember anything from before you were about four years old, why one person yawning makes everyone around them start yawning too, or that annoying moment when you walk through a doorway and completely forget what you were about to do. It was equal parts fascinating and kind of creepy.

    I ended up thinking about it way too much and before I knew it I was scribbling lyrics at 2 in the morning. The idea that our brains are basically running some glitchy beta version of human software really stuck with me. All those weird little bugs and workarounds we never patched. That mix of wonder and low-key existential dread turned into the song Glitch Protocol. We tried to capture that late-night “what even is reality” feeling with big choruses and that paranoid vibe about the whole simulation possibly breaking down right in front of us. Turns out the scariest glitches aren’t the ones in the code. They’re the ones that keep us running.